Archive for October, 2005

Rough Living: An Urban Survival Manual

Rough Living: An Urban Survival Manual, is a book written by Chris Damitio. Damitio had released the book from its copyright, so that you can download Rough Living: An Urban Survival Manual. Recently, he has taken this book out of circulation, in favor of an updated second edition.

Here is the author’s introduction:

They say that most people aren’t much more than a paycheck away from being homeless. Look what happened to the people in New Orleans when Katrina struck. It can happen to anyone. Even you. I didn’t want to be caught by surprise. So in 2000 I moved into my car and set out to learn what it takes to survive the day to day world of the United States without a steady income, without a home, and without most of what a lot of people think is essential to their lives. This book isn’t about how to live in public restrooms or how to steal muffins. This is a book for people that find themselves outside of what is normal in the United States and the rest of the world. This book is about surviving with much less than you think you need. It’s also about getting past the part of life you are stuck on and getting into the part of life you have been waiting for. Rough Living is what I learned from being homeless.

Travel

There are places where the roads don’t go
Where the dead woods grow
On, through the sun
And on, through the sun
To where the roads don’t go.

Categories and Structure

It has always bothered me that I have a website called “No Categories” and yet its contents are still arranged categorically. It seems I’m not alone in this.

Michael Heilemann, the video game guru, has given a new structure to his beautiful website, Binary Bonsai. He explains

Bin Laden Is Dead

Nevermind the news you’ve been hearing about weather and partisan arguing. Disinformation reports that Osama bin Laden died four months ago. If the report is true, this time, he died a free man. It sure would be nice of our commander-in-cheif to bring him to justice before his death, wouldn’t it? I’m sure our army could have done more in Afghanistan already, if ony it had orders to.

A Pakistani newspaper Ausaf published from Multan has reported that Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden died four months ago in a village near Kandahar of severe illness.

‘According to the newspaper report, Bin Laden was campaigning at Bamiyan, fell very ill, returned to Kandahar where he died and was buried in the Shada graveyard, in the shadow of a mountain.’

(Ausaf article).

Bum

I’ve got a trash bag
Full of pretty metal cans
I’m savin up for my birthday.
I want a lunch box
Full of lots of nice cigars
I’ll run away someday
but not to far.
I says I can’t stay
but you know I’ll never goes
I wears the place like its my clothes

Says, just a bum, there’s something wrong with him
We’re sorry but there’s nothing we can do.
Says, just a bum, and that’s the one thing that keeps him
From the likes of me, or the likes of you

And if I was you,
I says I wouldn’t sit there
I says there’s bombs off in Time’s Square
I doesn’t work where they give me money for my beet
Says, works my biggest fear.
I sings a drunk song,
Lost without the words
I drinks another, sings another, song that I just hums
And then I talks about the birds.

Says, just a bum, there’s something wrong with him
We’re sorry but there’s nothing we can do.
Says, just a bum, and that’s the one thing that keeps him
From the likes of me, or the likes of you.

Toys

Toys in the hands of God, we are,
Broken in the boyhood boxes
Tangled up in goldie lockses
And, like girls in church
We can’t help but laugh
At the things before us.

Journalism

Say doom, and look at what they do.
They look around, they see gloom/
In short, they listen to you.
And them, when gloom is all they see,
Doom is all you say.

They’ll find another way than:
“Steer clear, fear evil”
(News at Ten.)

Bear Costumes

Last night, in my neighbors apartment, we wore these bear costumes that came from the thrift store. They’re full-body costumes, like the Disney Characters have, but cheaper. They even have big fuzzy bear bellies. They’re great. My room mate put hers on, and then somewhere from deep inside her bear belly, a muffled phone began ringing, her whole bear belly was vibrating. Someone commented wryly, bears will eat the strangest things. No one could hear the unanswered ring, for the laughter.

The Elements of Style Illustrated

None of us is perfect Dear God, they’ve illustrated “The Elements of Style” with watercolors! Watercolors, I tell you! Watercolors are not my style; furthermore, watercolors aren’t what I would have chosen to illustrate the book with, either. In fact, I would not have chosen to illustrate the book at all.

I prefer my grandmothers old copy of the book, because it was my grandmother’s, and even my grandmother preferred to paint with oils.

Failing that, I’d prefer to get the book via internet freeloading, since it is old enough to be in the public domain. The full text of the updated E.B. White version of The Elements of Style is readily available on the internet.

My source, about.com, tells me:

In E.B. White’s introduction to the book’s third edition, he remarks that it “is encouraging to see how perfectly a book, even a dusty rule book, perpetuates and extends the spirit of a man. Will Strunk loved the clear, the brief, the bold, and his book is clear, brief, bold.”

I think that there are clearer, bolder visual elements than the watercolor, but to their credit, my source also tells me:

In The Elements of Style Illustrated, Kalman has mined subtle humor for her imaginative paintings from the textual examples of Strunk and White’s rules. The resulting images appear every three or four pages throughout the book and draw the browsing reader’s attention to the rules themselves. Wonderfully vivid and playful, these pictures add another dimension to the rule book, … Maira Kalman’s paintings are the very essence of boldness, and their inclusion in these pages does a great deal to enliven the rules of language beside them. A new generation of English students will soon walk the hallowed halls of education, quite oblivious to their good fortune in having The Elements of Style Illustrated, in all its synergistic glory, bouncing around in their backpacks.

Now, it could be that those aren’t watercolors. Shoot me if they’re not.

So Fast, So Fast

They’re on a crash-course collision run
caravan to the stars,
The young
Learn more than the old forget
More than they need to know
Youth’s fury is death’s denial
If only for a moment.
The Clock still ticks.
The sun still sets
Anyway, the young
so fast, so fast
run the course that won’t stop
Pace continues, repeats itself
rhythm is the youth religion
it breaks
it doesn’t fade or change
Into something larger
It breaks
And no one has the music
To sing the rhythm back to life again
The clock still ticks
The sun still sets.
But they don’t care about that,
The young.
They can’t care.

They’re on a crash-course collision run
caravan to the stars,
The young.

Highways out of the Darkness

We built highways out of the darkness
Hiding places from the rain
And we forgot about the shadows

We shake in fear now
No spirits keep our company
Bend over in church and dread
We wait for the end,
Which comes, praying
And goes to those shadows.

Live Without Eyes

Live without eyes,
And “thee”s and “thou”s
And mine and me
The winds, the sea
The blues, the green
Quantities, degrees

Let them be
The open doors.
Not mine.
Not yours.
Ours.

The American Guesser : An Almanack

I’ve been wracking my brain trying to think of a name for my web design company, when, by accident, I stumbled across the name I’d like to use for the almanac I intend to create someday. I’m excited about the idea at the moment, but that is of course subject to change at the whims of the muses.

I was reading about the Gadsten Flag. Perhaps you have seen it. It was an emblem used by revolutionary millitias and then by Washington’s troops themselves. Its the flag with the snake on it that says “don’t tread on me”.

Gadsden Flag

The revoluionary spirit behind the flag has been perverted recently, I think. The flag got a big boost in popularity last year when the Secretary of the Navy ordered all U.S. Navy ships to display it for the duration of the War on Terrorism, but oh well.

Anyway, I was reading about the history of the flag when I stumbled upon a good name, that stays close to the roots of the “poor richard’s almanack”: “An American Guesser”

In December 1775, “An American Guesser” anonymously wrote to the Pennsylvania Journal:

“I observed on one of the drums belonging to the marines now raising, there was painted a Rattle-Snake, with this modest motto under it, ‘Don’t tread on me.’ As I know it is the custom to have some device on the arms of every country, I supposed this may have been intended for the arms of America.”

This anonymous writer, having “nothing to do with public affairs” and “in order to divert an idle hour,” speculated on why a snake might be chosen as a symbol for America.

First, it occurred to him that “the Rattle-Snake is found in no other quarter of the world besides America.”

The rattlesnake also has sharp eyes, and “may therefore be esteemed an emblem of vigilance.” Furthermore,

“She never begins an attack, nor, when once engaged, ever surrenders: She is therefore an emblem of magnanimity and true courage. … she never wounds ’till she has generously given notice, even to her enemy, and cautioned him against the danger of treading on her.”

Finally,

“I confess I was wholly at a loss what to make of the rattles, ’till I went back and counted them and found them just thirteen, exactly the number of the Colonies united in America; and I recollected too that this was the only part of the Snake which increased in numbers. …

“‘Tis curious and amazing to observe how distinct and independent of each other the rattles of this animal are, and yet how firmly they are united together, so as never to be separated but by breaking them to pieces. One of those rattles singly, is incapable of producing sound, but the ringing of thirteen together, is sufficient to alarm the boldest man living.”

Many scholars now agree that this “American Guesser” was Benjamin Franklin.

Franklin, of course, is also known for opposing the use of an eagle — “a bird of bad moral character” — as a national symbol.

I like that annonymous perrsona of “The American Guesser” almost as much as I like the more famous persona of “Poor Richard”, and so, if I ever get around to making that almanack, I think I will name it for that persona.

Whole Language

Your arms held sway over whole language,
And your body did bid listen.
Something about fate, you said,
With lips and lungs and tongue,
But all I heard was “dance!”

If we were pawns,
In some game of chance,
Trapped in the jaws
Of circumstance,
Then, would I have gone along with you,
To the tune of your music.

But we’re not pawns,
Clergymen, or royalty.
We can’t make the rules
or break them.

The Vertigo Contraption

a rendering of a reflection of a shadow
and the words are in the way. weak words, old thoughts.
a precision machine, poinsed on itself.
toys on the shelf. which to pick. what to say?
when to like the way it sounds?

its not loud enough.
it’s not profound enough,
hackneyed, cliche’.

make it destroy itself,
this elaborate conditioned response
make them scream
take the words away

A spreading of wings,
A barking at people,
Angels on the steeple:
They speak for themselves.

Falling Silent

In an interesting bit of online behavior, my friend Letha Damalis has quit blogging. That’s not so interesting, in itself. After all, I have lately quit writing anything at all. It’s that she had to ask to be forced to quit. Letha chatted with me a few days ago, even though we live three blocks apart. She said that she’s addicted. She can’t stop reading, commenting, replying to comments, meeting people, flaming, e-dating, blogging, all of it. Its too much fun! She said it was getting in the way of her studies, even as she was chatting with me before the day of a law school midterm. I suggested to her that she give it a rest for a while. She said that she would. She also said that she would not, and she didn’t. Today, she has announced that another, cleverer confidant, took over the key to her MySpace account. A new password was set, one that Letha does not know. Her friend will return the password to Letha, when the time is right. Until then, she falls silent. Well, knowing her, she’ll probably hang onto an internet boyfriend or something.

I am not reading, writing, commenting, or replying nearly so much. My friends wonder if I might be up to some sort of superhero mischief. I wish, but no. I promised myself I wouldn’t chime in with a long rant about how awful writer’s block is. I promised I wouldn’t make a list of excuses (work, moving, etc.). Does that mean I can’t even write an explanation? I think it’s ironic, or at least difficult to accept; one of my friends has been forced to quit the wordplay, the constant reading and typing, for her own good. On the other hand, I’m trying to force myself into doing those things, for my own good.

I’m going to write a new short story soon. I won’t whine about the writer’s block, but I will share a tactic that seems to help me get around the problem. I tried my best to approach the creative problem academically, rather than creatively, at least until the demon feelings subside. I’ve been educated to understand things in terms of their parts, and to organize those parts. Stories are no exceptions. They have characters and situations and themes and literary devices… These things are so much easier to think of than “plot”, for me. So I’ll make a list of interesting characters, themes, etc, and I’ll randomly choose one item from each list, and then I’ll work out a story that combines them.

I’m hoping this little compositional trick will do for me what Letha’s new password has done for her – let me get on with my life!