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Posted on 29th August 2006
A Place with a Creek
If only I had a place with a creek in it
a place to cool my toes
a place to wash
a place to watch the flow
If only I had a set of rocks to hop on
Not the hard rocks
rocks washed soft
nature-made not placed there
instruments for the path of least resistance
not obstacles
If only I could drink there
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Posted on 28th August 2006
The Most Dangerous Woman Alive
Last weekend, during a trip to Washington DC, I thrilled to the sight of a sideshow attraction: Charon Henning, The Most Dangerous Woman Alive. She’s able to walk on glass, barely flinching, before stair-stepping on a ladder of swords. Her partner, Professor Otto Knowbetter, chews razorblades live before your very eyes. And the best part, [...]
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Posted on 28th August 2006
Punk Planet: The Revenge of Print 2
The new issue of Punk Planet magazine is out now, reminding me that, yeah, I guess I did subscribe to their email newsletter, once. I’m glad I did that, because I was interested in the new issue, which promises to deliver some juicy details about the current state of “underground” print. Good old fashioned zines [...]
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Posted on 27th August 2006
The Gold Teeth of Death
Last night I played the game of Exquisite Corpse with a friend. These are the results.
ITS NOT ADMIRE IT, ADORE
RHYTHMDoes not expire
and though it does keep to itself
it will always be unseenAS THE UNSEEN 14 POINTS OF
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Posted on 15th August 2006
USA Voice Plagiarizes CNN!
USA Voice, a fledgling online news service, copied its front page news from CNN.com today.
See for yourself. Here is the lede and a few paragraphs from CNN’s recent article entitled, Three face terror charges after 1,000 cell phones seized
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Posted on 14th August 2006
An Interview with USAVoice
A job with USA Voice would not be unlike a telemarketing job. It wouldn’t be much like a journalism job, either.
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Posted on 8th August 2006
Gun
“Hey baby,” she said, “put your gun away. I’m so sick and tired of “sick and tired”. I’m so frustrated with your questions. When you say “family” I guess you mean us. But, if family, then there’d be no war between us. And what peace, if you keep aiming that thing at me?”
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Posted on 1st August 2006
The Moleskine problem
John, at Joshuaink has a problem with his crisp, new Moleskine notebook. It is too nice to mark on! I’ve experreienced a similar problem with mine. I think the best way to get over it is to do something awful on the last page, and get it over with. That way, everything else will feel [...]
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Posted on 1st August 2006
Dreaming of Babylon
I’m one chapter into reading Dreaming of Babylon by Richard Brautigan, and I like what I have read so far. Here’s a description from Amazon:
Dreaming of Babylon is a hilarious and delightful spoof of a hard-boiled detective novel. Brautigan’s anti-hero, C. Card, is a poor, not-too-intelligent private eye working in San Francisco in 1942. Early [...]



