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A Flamboyance of Flamingos

Tonight, the flamingos will be flying with Baltimore’s best “Death in Hampden” poetry, along with bands Midway Fair, Baltimore String Felons, and Vib!

Come out to Frazier’s on the Ave at 7:00p.m. for A Flamboyance of Flamingos. Hear a flock of poets and three stellar bands, all while supporting the city’s Health Care for the Homeless. At $5 at the door, we’re an evening of gloriously kitschy entertainment!

Wear your best Boh, Utz, Hon, or flamingo impression and rock the joint with your awesomeness. Participate in our flamingo-calling contest–don’t know what a flamingo sounds like? Neither do we! Make one up, toss back a shot, and have at it, hon.

A Flamboyance of Flamingos

Second Land at Pyramid Atlantic

This is a recording from Sunday’s experimental music performance by Second Land. Second Land is an audio/visual collaborative effort between Luke Hazard, Curt Seiss and Dani Seiss. They use a vast array of vintage tape machines, acoustic instruments and electronic devices to perform an improvisational live set. I was honored to join them for this set. My musical instrument was a short wave radio, and I performed spoken word through a delay petal at low volume.

Second Land’s first, eponymous album is scheduled for release this winter.

Full-Figured Experimental Music

Hot off the heels of a spoken word album that isn’t even hot off the presses yet, I’ll be on stage to perform from that album. As luck would have it, I’m the secret fifth member, for one night only, of an experimental music quartet named Second Land. My musical instrumentation is likely to include a radio and a slinky. More to the point, I’ll be lending spoken word to the performance.

That’s Sunday, Jan 25th at Pyramid Atlantic. 8230 Georgia Avenue, Silver Spring MD 20910. 6:30 P.M. Other acts include Cannot Be Stopped, and the wonderfully titled This Bag is Not a Toy.

It’s all part of a larger movement called Sonic Circuits.

The Sonic Circuits Festival of Experimental Music was initiated by the American Composers Forum (ACF) to provide DC’s music and art communities with the opportunity to sample experimental and avant-garde electronic music, with an emphasis on improvisation and artistic use of new technologies.

Now heading into its eighth year, the festival includes electroacoustic compositions, experimental jazz, noise rock, electronic drone and experimental folk, as well as live video and film programs.

spoken word and experimental music flyer

Spoken Word on the Ed Schrader Show

On Thursday, September 13th at Baltimore’s Metro Gallery, I’ll be featured on the Ed Schrader Show. I’m really excited about the opportunity to perform some of my new spoken word material, in front of a live, televised audience. What should I perform?

I auditioned with the latest version of my perpetually-in-progress piece entitled “The Outside Talker“. With such short notice, I’m not sure I can come up with the entire garb I’d need to really pull it off. “The Outside Talker” is an imitation of a carnival barker, or sideshow announcer. I’d need a top hat, at the very least. I might decide to perform something else, instead.

I’ll need to practice, maybe memorize (yeah, right). Whatever happens, you’ll just have to see the show for yourself. If you’re not in the neighborhood, don’t worry, the whole show is usually syndicated online via YouTube, etc..

Since it’s a late show, there are sure to be plenty of gags and jokes, and perhaps some room for the kind of quick promotional suggestions that guests usually make on that type of show (I’ve got two, as it happens).

Again, I’m still not totally set on what to perform. Any requests?

I’d like to thank the academy.

Some of the best news to land on the doorstep in a while is that NoCategories has been nominated for an award! Two awards, it looks like. TennesseeBloggers.com has added this website to the list of nominees for the “Best East Tennessee Blog” and for “Best Pro/Anti Something” Personally, I would really like to win the “Best Pro/Anti Something” award. That award would look so beautiful on my mantle. Even more confusing is the fact that I am no longer a resident of Tennessee, although I am officially still a student there until June, compounded by the fact that this blog seems to somehow still “be” in Tennessee, compounded by the fact that I’m not sure such a thing as a website can really exist in space, whether that space is in Tennessee or anywhere. How’s that for being “Pro/Anti Something” Oh, I do hope to see that nomination become an award.

The website, “Award-Winning Tennessee Bloggers” describes itself this way:

Award designations for the websites featured on TennesseeBloggers.com are created by the host of this site merely in the spirit of good will and fun. Site awards are based on the overall theme or tone that each side depicts. Please don’t take these awards too seriously… it’s all for FUN!

The aim of TennesseeBloggers.com is simple: To help fellow Tennesseans promote their websites and generate more traffic for their Blogs.

What started out as a personal mission to locate fellow Bloggers (like ourselves) who reside in the state of Tennessee (as we do) quickly turned into this massive directory of all the best Blogs in Tennessee!

We came to realize that there are so many talented writers right here in Tennessee, as well as creative minds and people with something to say… that we wanted to give props to them all.

Thus, a “bonus”… if a subjective “award” designation from this site helps to make someone else’s site more noticeable at a glance or worthy of a read, then so be it.

I was shocked to see that the entry on the site is very well-informed when it comes to the recent confusion about the byline for this blog. Most of the recent versions of the byline have been worked into the description of NoCategories somewhere.

The only thing that isn’t so exciting about this is that the awards’ homepage doesn’t seem to have a way to suggest other blogs for nomination. I feel a little bit guilty being nominated when I am no longer an actual resident of Tennessee, and I would like to help my karma by nominating a few of the good blogs that have sprouted up among my classmates, particularly Scott King’s QuixoticEpisodic and Nathan Higdon’s Blog and lets not forget my nomination for the best title award, The Homeless Parrot

This site won a 'Best Blog in Tennessee' award!

I’m going to be on TV!!!!!

It was one week, to the hour, since my arrival in boston. I had just completed a poetry reading. It was the third reading I have attended this week. You wouldn’t believe the lunacy I’ve seen, passed off as poetry, or maybe you would, in which case you have my sympathy. This reading was not so fraught with lunacy, and so I decided to read a few of my poems.

I started with “Housekeeping” and the poem was well received. I was nervous, because one of the previous poets actually made a few people cry, and one of the other poets illustrated his work with sculptures.
I read: “The House in the Yard”, I read three works in progress, and I closed with “Self-Mutilation”

Afterwards, there was a man discreetly making his rounds to congratulate his favorite poets. i stepped outside for some air, and when I came back inside to get my things, the man called my name from across the room, which was now essentially empty. I was shocked. Being a stranger in this city, I am entirely unaccustomed to the sound of my own name, and also to the idea that someone might remember it. He said that so-and-so has had to call in sick and there’s a spot available for a poet on television this week. He asked me if I would like to take his place and be one of the featured artists on Boston’s cable channel. I accepted the offer, of course, and promptly made my way to an Irish pub for a celebratory drink.



Cambridge Community television

Tomorrow at four PM I’ll show up for my first ever television appearance, my fifteen minutes of fame might just be about to begin, who knows? And to think, I’ve only been in Boston for a week!

From The Front

“complete dissatisfaction with everything I have done in writing … Unless writing has the danger and immediate urgency of bullfighting it is nowhere to my way of thinking … I am tired of sitting behind the lines with an imperfect recording device receiving inaccurate bulletins … I must reach the Front.”

William S. Burroughs, a letter to Alan Ansen,
Qtd. in “Whoever Can Pick Up a Frying Pan Owns Death”

I read that, and then I received an invitation.

I’ve received an e-mail today. It is an invitation, addressed to several of us Maryville College students. We have been invited to be “‘reporters from the field’ this summer as you embark on your various experiences.” I liked the idea, so I accept the invitation. It appeals to me for several reasons. I’ve already got a stack of unanswered letters, a bored journal, a new web log with no direction yet, scattered friends who would like to keep up, and now this… I think I can solve all these problems.

The invitation is to write these reports from the field as: “one or two paragraphs two to three times per week about what you are doing, how your College classes have helped you with your internship and how your internship experience will help you once you get back to MC. Tell us about new experiences and how you feel about them, about the new culture you are discovering or the challenges you are facing. Your friends, parents, teachers, and colleagues will be able to get a small picture of what you are learning and doing this summer by accessing the Reports From The Fieldfromthe front page of the College website

Stream of Consciousness Poem

Here you go, eat some life. It’s a blue thing. Yeah, blue is the answer
questions sometimes flow laughing why when I become what was.
Grounded can’t fly
but flight grounds itself.
Jealous of each, we eat what the other has.
Hungry, we starve.
Starving, we feast.
Full, we hunger.
Drink a drop or two of death here.
tick tock waiting for the dirt to fall off. But the dark never does fall.
Questions don’t answer
as Answers don’t question instead, a whole story is told when both are
present. Here, and otherwise.

published: Dischord Aggregate, 1997