A Report on the Weather Report

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Why doesnt the weather forecast offer up the liklihood of rainbows, or conjecture about the beauty of the sunset each day? The media meteorologists suggest, bring an umbrella, but never when to wear your hair such that it mght get caugh in a pleasant breeze. They’ll report upon the likelihood of rain, but never how long the puddles might last. When it snows, they won’t report: will it be good for snowballs? or a snow forts? will it only be powder? Is dust part of the weather? Which days are good days for shadows, for shade? They report the record heights and lows for temperature, not kites. Why so many obvious details and never any interesting ones?


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