When 'It Just Works' Doesn't Work

Once upon a time you could be playing Super Mario Bros. within about three minutes of tearing the wrapping paper off your new NES; the interval from then to now never seems longer than when a brand-new game console tells you it must repair its own software for 40 minutes just to get to the part where it checks to see whether you’re allowed to use all of its features.

The Xbox One Is Garbage And The Future Is Bullshit

Don’t you hate it when “it just works” doesn’t work! Downloads, updates, logins, alerts, updates, logins, passwords… when do we ever get to do what we came to do?